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Hey. My name [sarah l b].welcome to the coffee bar.i'll serve you anything you want.we have a juke box,wide screen tv and we can hold birthday partys,so have fun.first rounds on me so.we're also looking for staff and if you like it here you can put you name down on my regulars list.



Waiters and Waitresses:
[sarah l b]hey.i own this place so please email me and tell me if its all right.oh i should probably describe me.i'm the thing that lurks in the shadows by day and the demon that scares you at night.mwhahahaha
[I stabbith ye]
[Gwendylyyn] Sexy half-demon, half-vampyre waitress in skimpy maid-style waitress outfit. Anyone want a drink? *winks*
[Spratt] clumsey waitress at ur service *trips over* oops! *blushes*
[Blaze the Nameless] Down right sexy fire nymph waitress but tends to be touchy sometimes when it comes to her feelings and the safety of her fellow waitresses *hugs* Also the writer of Violent Vibes
[snowi] im new and ready for your order!!wink wink
[DeathWarmedUp] The shy waitress, but with a kinky side to her *wink wink*
[Kurus_Dreaon] A vampire in black tall and good looking "Im here to serve."
[IcEcOlDcHeRiCoKe] "hey im amanda wut can i get you today?"
[olly] heya.[sarah l b] typed this so you can blame her if this goes wrong.we'll i'm the new waiter and i like swords and stuff like that.hope i get to meet you all.now what can i get you?
[Mr. Blue] Hey "i am a struggling skateboarder trying to get sponsered."
[Yngwie can't touch this™] [sarah l b] is writting this as i asked him to join here 'cause he's a nice guy and we share random interests like t-shirt designs.be nice to him people
[4everThyme] look look i got a job lol


Customers:
[I stabbith ye] Teleports in now and again when he has the chance :)
[-ollywood-]Hi i'm ollie(as u probably know anyhoo im clever but sometimes i am a dumbass anyways laterz!this place is gr8 to hang out at and a cool place to meet ppl!.
[wiccanangel] I'm a regular, what else is there to say... I like coffee!!!!
[kaneben (yes iam gay)] heya all.i'm sarah l b's friend so she's putting me on here.hope i get to talk to you all.enjoy your coffee.cheers
[Elegy - gone]
[White Phoenix aka Ryoko] I love mochas and Krispy Kreme doughnuts and have earned the nicknames, "The Doughnut Fiend" and "Vash". Occasionally I have white wine or pina coladas, but I rarely get drunk; just sugar high. When I do get drunk....well, check out the http://otakugifs.anycities.com/ gifdex, click on "Trigun", and scroll down to "Children, This is why it's bad to drink" to see what I do and wear on my head; lol! ^^
[Kiss of the vampyr] i love coffee
[TheWrongGirl] Coffee is what I live for...I'll be here often.
[ghostII] i like doughnuts, please join me in donuts united theres always a person understands you there, you can express your feeling there, tell us about your days,or just basicly random stuff!
[Kiristo] I'll have a capichino.^^
[So Long Pluto] I love this place, quiet with nice people ^_^
[yuki undefined] I like to drink...
[blinx4436]ello... one chocolate milkshake pleez...
[Amber_eyes] Hi everyone, ^_^ can I get a coke please?
[joe64] er......what?
[Raiff] Id like a mocha latte with cream and sprinkles and a gammon steak with a fried egg, yolk runny! and pineapple, chips and salad..
[Thing From Another World] breaks down the door every once in a while to get a big bite to eat.
[deranged-bugosh] *Sniffs air* I smell caffiene...*sniffs* coffee?!
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Main Drinks
Coffee
Mocha
Water
alcohol (all kinds)

Special Drinks
Gwen's Dark Red Coffee
Blaze's Blazing Tea
Spratt's Coco with
extra marshmellows
Sarah's blood on ice (human or otherwise)
tropical punch
Thoredda's tantalizing tea
Snowi's ice cold frappacino
Elven's sweet red wine
Kurus' Blue nun-cherry coke mix (best name ive got...meh)

Milkshakes
Vanillia
Chocolate
Cherry
Strawberry
Blueberry
Banana
Dreamiscle
Mystery


Food
Doughnuts
Glaze, choclate
With icing
Vanillia or choclate
With sprinkles
Jelly filled
Cherry, blueberry, lemon, strawberry
meals....just ask and we'll serve it
ice creams
salads
pastas
the usuals

don't be afraid to order.




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Nathan is in the hostipal so i made him this card and I think everyone should

sign it.
I stabbith ye's card
[Blaze the Nameless]



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2004-03-27 [sarah l b]: *dances*

2004-03-27 [Spratt]: even tho i hate britney spears her new song is so catchy i cant stop myself "im addicted 2 u dont u no that ur toxic..." lol help!

2004-03-27 [sarah l b]: i can put it on the big tv if you want

2004-03-27 [Spratt]: dont encourage me lol

2004-03-27 [Cactus in a Hat]: cool a big tv! put kerang on :) *dances with sarah and spratt*

2004-03-27 [Spratt]: oh yeh kerrang! hmmm brb i wanna see wots on it now lol!

2004-03-27 [Spratt]: ooh it was the chillie peppers - californication, im listenin 2 the radio now tho it has the joss stone-fell in love with a boy, song on!

2004-03-27 [sarah l b]: i gotta go but i'll be back in 10 minutes,with party hats.spratt did u get my email i sent a minute ago?

2004-03-27 [Spratt]: yeh it was lush thnx hun lol

2004-03-27 [sarah l b]: i knew u would like them

2004-03-27 [sarah l b]: who wants a party hat?or a drink.....on me of course

2004-03-27 [Spratt]: lol me pls!

2004-03-27 [sarah l b]: what colour?i'm wearing a red one

2004-03-27 [Spratt]: Orange pls! my fave colour!!! hehehe

2004-03-27 [sarah l b]: *passes hat* anyone else?

2004-03-27 [Spratt]: lol thnx!!! <:)

2004-03-27 [sarah l b]: ur welcome.r u still there nexus?

2004-03-27 [Cactus in a Hat]: yep! give me a hat <:D

2004-03-27 [Spratt]: lol! theres life! mwahahahaaa

2004-03-27 [sarah l b]: *passes hat* where did you go to?

2004-03-27 [Spratt]: "im slim shady yes im the real shady all u other slim shadys are jus immitating will the real slim shady pls stand up and put one of those fingers on each hand up..."

2004-03-27 [sarah l b]: lol.glad ur having a nice time.hope ur bdays this fun for you

2004-03-27 [Spratt]: thnx hun x i hope it will b aswell <:P, i gtg and get my hair done now but mite b bk in a bit oki sorry i ave 2 go thnx again tho xxx love ya all! lol

2004-03-27 [sarah l b]: c-ya and have fun.there will be a drink waiting 4 you when ever you come back.bye hun

2004-03-27 [Cactus in a Hat]: back again! umm more cake!

2004-03-27 [sarah l b]: help urself mate

2004-03-27 [-ollywood-]: hi spratt happy berthday i got u a present here you go *passes presents*

2004-03-27 [-ollywood-]: hiya all happy berthday spratt got u a present here *passes presents*

2004-03-27 [sarah l b]: u sed the same message twice and spratt left 2 have her hair done.but we're having a none stop party till wednesday

2004-03-27 [Spratt]: lol bk sorry bout the long wait i went 2 the cinema aswell lol <:D

2004-03-28 [sarah l b]: cool.whatcha see

2004-03-29 [-ollywood-]: k hi evry1

2004-03-29 [sarah l b]: heya ollie

2004-03-29 [Spratt]: hey hey i went 2 see starsky and hutch

2004-03-29 [Gwendylyyn]: good movie

2004-03-31 [sarah l b]: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPRATT.PARTYYYYY

2004-03-31 [Spratt]: thnx!!! *smiles, dances, screams and shouts* woohoooooooo!!! go me lol!

2004-03-31 [sarah l b]: woo party.come on whens the striper gonna get here

2004-03-31 [Gwendylyyn]: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPRATT!!! *a huge cake is pulled in behind Gwendylyyn and once she gets it in the door she starts singing happy birthday and motions for Sarah to do the same*

2004-03-31 [sarah l b]: *sings*

2004-03-31 [Gwendylyyn]: *when they finish singing the cake blows up(not pops open, blows up) and there is a stripper standing there dancing on a bar*

2004-03-31 [sarah l b]: woohoo strip!strip!strip!

2004-03-31 [Spratt]: wohoooo lol ;) and look theres more strippers!!!

2004-03-31 [Gwendylyyn]: hehe

2004-03-31 [Spratt]: lol points out Eminem, Will Smith and others :P

2004-03-31 [Gwendylyyn]: oo....sweet....lol....

2004-03-31 [Spratt]: *drools* lol!!!

2004-04-01 [sarah l b]: stripers woooooo.we should have partys more ofter

2004-04-02 [Spratt]: lol mwahahahhahaa

2004-04-02 [sarah l b]: its my bday on the 21st of april . ni'm so doing this party again then

2004-04-02 [bite 2 break skin]: mmmm...... coffee ay? i dnt realy like coffee tho! u gt nethin else?

2004-04-02 [sarah l b]: yep.i don't like coffee either,but u ask 4 it and i'll serve it

2004-04-02 [bite 2 break skin]: ok then!

2004-04-02 [Spratt]: lol hey hey!

2004-04-02 [Gwendylyyn]: 'ello Primal

2004-04-02 [Spratt]: *yawns* if sarah dont mind i mite make a cup of coco 4 myself, ne1 want nefin?

2004-04-02 [Gwendylyyn]: BLOOD!!!

2004-04-02 [Spratt]: lol oki ill see wot im can do... *wanders off, puts kettle on* AAHHHHHH!!!! *comes bk with a mug coco and a cup of fresh blood!* hehehe sorry!

2004-04-02 [Gwendylyyn]: WOOHOO

2004-04-02 [Gwendylyyn]: *grabs blood and gulps*

2004-04-02 [Spratt]: lol hmm *sips coco* i think i mite ave a pint (of blood) after this lol

2004-04-02 [Gwendylyyn]: hehe. it's not bad

2004-04-02 [Spratt]: i 4got 2 ask dya u like ur blood warm or cool?

2004-04-02 [Gwendylyyn]: warm...like body temp

2004-04-02 [Spratt]: lol me 2! *sneezes* damn heyfever!

2004-04-02 [Gwendylyyn]: ahh *hugs*

2004-04-02 [Spratt]: lol thnx!

2004-04-02 [Gwendylyyn]: you're welcome

2004-04-02 [Spratt]: :)

2004-04-04 [bite 2 break skin]: mm.....coffe

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: elloooooooooo

2004-04-04 [bite 2 break skin]: hi

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: how r ya?

2004-04-04 [bite 2 break skin]: im gd m8y

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: groovy :P

2004-04-04 [sarah l b]: heya ppl

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: sarahs in da houuuuse!!!! lol

2004-04-04 [sarah l b]: lol.heya.i probably won't be on 4 long and i won't be back 4 a bit so if u don't see me i'm not ignoring you

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: lol no probs i will tlk away newho lol! lalalala makes self a drink of orange, ne1 else want nething?

2004-04-04 [sarah l b]: yeah i'l have...erm....er....hot chocolate

2004-04-04 [Gwendylyyn]: hehe....worx for me

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: lol oki hot choc comin right up! *runs off & comes bk* sorry i made a mistake i ave a cold choc and a hot orange im new at this but which 1 dya want lol

2004-04-04 [Gwendylyyn]: lmao

2004-04-04 [Gwendylyyn]: *grabs the drinks from Spratt and the orange begins to cool in her hands as the cocoa heats up. she then hands them back and smiles*

2004-04-04 [bite 2 break skin]: ai!

2004-04-04 [Gwendylyyn]: MEEP!!!

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: lol how kool ur one magical gal lol!

2004-04-04 [Gwendylyyn]: MWAHAHAHAHA

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: *sips orange through magical twisty straw* so wot u been up2 then?

2004-04-04 [Gwendylyyn]: uh...erm.....wikis....lol

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: lol! kool :P

2004-04-04 [Gwendylyyn]: LA DEE DAH

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: *starts dancin 2 ur singing* woohoo!

2004-04-04 [sarah l b]: hey.soz i had 2 leave .only allowed online for a few minutes.hey spratt u should work here u seem 2 have a nack 4 it.

2004-04-04 [Gwendylyyn]: *sniffles* i wanna work here...lol...

2004-04-04 [sarah l b]: u should 2.if u edit the page u could put it there.sorry i didn't realise u were still here.*hugs*

2004-04-04 [Gwendylyyn]: lol...i'm always here

2004-04-04 [sarah l b]: oops sorry.well anyone who wants 2 work here can and i can't think of 2 ppl i'ld rather have working here

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: kool wow can i ave a job???

2004-04-04 [sarah l b]: yeah both of u can.work whenever.drinks r free anyway so u can help urself.have fun and don't worry theres no uniform.

2004-04-04 [Gwendylyyn]: might be no uniform but we might get more customers if.... *runs off and comes back in skimpy maid-stye waitress outfit*

2004-04-04 [Gwendylyyn]: hehe

2004-04-04 [sarah l b]: lol.u wear what u like but i'ld rather not wear a maidas uniform.we need a logo 4 this place any ideas?

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: oh oh ill try and make sumthin on paint lol

2004-04-04 [sarah l b]: thanx.if u go 2 edit this page u can put that u work here

2004-04-04 [Gwendylyyn]: yeah, so will i..

2004-04-04 [sarah l b]: woo.i have staff*tear*...lol.now we just need customers....dum dee dum...*whistles*

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: lol!!!!

2004-04-04 [sarah l b]: any moment now...........

2004-04-04 [sarah l b]: we'll have more customers when we have a logo cus i'll put it on my page

2004-04-04 [sarah l b]: thanks 4 the logo spratt.its amazing

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: <img:http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/img/photo/36036_1081100305.jpg> wot dya think?

2004-04-04 [Gwendylyyn]: i like yours better than mine Spratt. Mine's not really a logo though...more of just a pic...lol....but it looks okay....right? lol

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: lol yeh urs looks yummy *drools*

2004-04-04 [sarah l b]: u 2 r the greatest *group hug* thankyou...both of you

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: lol woohoo! *group bear hug* i love u guys! *gets carried away and squeezes 2 hard* sorry lol!

2004-04-04 [sarah l b]: lack of air becoming an issue....gasping 4 breath

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: lol who sed that!?!? oh and sorry again *lets go* lol!!!

2004-04-04 [sarah l b]: sorrry it was me.i accedentally pressed the don't show user names button

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: lol hahaha! kool!

2004-04-04 [sarah l b]: well i gotta go, take care and i'll see you all soon.

2004-04-04 [Gwendylyyn]: see you later Sarah

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: see yas *gives u a gdbye bear hug*

2004-04-04 [bite 2 break skin]: mmmmm....... missed a lot aint i!

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: lol yup *falls over* ahahahahaha *blushes* neways wanna drink of nethin im a waitress *points at badge*

2004-04-04 [Gwendylyyn]: yeppers!!

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: hehehe

2004-04-04 [bite 2 break skin]: ok

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: wanna drink?

2004-04-04 [Gwendylyyn]: *winks* hey Blaze.

2004-04-04 [Blaze the Nameless]: Hey Guys. Sorry I'm late.

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: im gonna get a drink neways lol *skips off, tripping on the way*

2004-04-04 [bite 2 break skin]: ow u tripped!

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: *holds ankle* jus a lil lol but dont worry happens all the time! *hops over 2 ya* want a drink?

2004-04-04 [Gwendylyyn]: *kneels next to Spratt, showing her ass a little on accident and heals her ankle*

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: lol thnx! *starts giggling* u jus showed ppl ur ass! ahahaha

2004-04-04 [Blaze the Nameless]: Nice job Vamp! LOL! Anyways aren't we suppose to be getting a new order of sugar or something today?

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: oops yeh eerrmm about that well......i dropped on eof the bags im so sorry ill pay 4 it its jus i didnt mean 2 but it turned out 2 b heavier than i thought and the bag split im so so sorry *blushes*

2004-04-04 [Blaze the Nameless]: Its okay Spratt. Accidents happen.

2004-04-04 [Gwendylyyn]: *stands up quickly, pulling her outfit back down to cover her ass, blushing* "Oops." *she walks back behind the counter and waits for customers*

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: im a bad waitress maybe i should quit, *sniff* :(

2004-04-04 [Gwendylyyn]: No, don't quit. We love you.

2004-04-04 [Blaze the Nameless]: No Spratt. Without this place would be boring. Oh Vamp be a dear and make me a double mocha? I have to go clean up some root beer.

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: ok thnx guys *group bear hug* i couldnt cope without ya

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: ok thnx guys *group bear hug* i couldnt cope without ya *doesnt let go of hug*

2004-04-04 [Blaze the Nameless]: Spratt dear, let me clean up the root beer.

2004-04-04 [Gwendylyyn]: *mixes double mocha while being hugged* i'm good!

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: lol hahahaha never!!! *still hugging*

2004-04-04 [Blaze the Nameless]: Perveted guys at table 13- Yo mama! Are you on the menu? *whistles to [Gwendylyyn]*

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: lol *lets go and hides behind counter*

2004-04-04 [Gwendylyyn]: *winks at the guys at table 13 and walks over to the table* "what can I getcha?"

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: *peeks over counter 2 see wots happenin*

2004-04-04 [Blaze the Nameless]: *cleans up root beer then so guy pinches her ass* Eep!

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: *ducks down behind counter again*

2004-04-04 [Blaze the Nameless]: Why you little-------------------------------------! *kicks the guy in the balls*

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: *throws spoons at the guys table* dont treat my mate like that!!! *hides again*

2004-04-04 [bite 2 break skin]: huh?

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: *peeks over counter jus showing eyes* hey primal fear how u doing?

2004-04-04 [Blaze the Nameless]: The nerve of some guys. Hey Spratt, can you get table 4's order?

2004-04-04 [bite 2 break skin]: he there im doin just fine!

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: eerrrmmm yeh oki *runs over 2 table 4 forgettin 2 stop* oops oh my sorry *bks away* eerrmm yeh wot would u like?

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: *runs bk 2 primal fear* wot would u like? lol

2004-04-04 [Blaze the Nameless]: Boy at Table 4- I'd like you're phone number! Do you have boyfriend?

2004-04-04 [Gwendylyyn]: *comes back to the counter and fixes a couple drinks and takes them over to table 13.*

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: (bk at table 4) *looks around* who u tlkin 2?

2004-04-04 [Blaze the Nameless]: Okay, I'm going make a menu.

2004-04-04 [Gwendylyyn]: okeedokee. *Gwen comes back to the counter and sits on the edge watching the customers*

2004-04-04 [bite 2 break skin]: id like a nice stiff drink! lol

2004-04-04 [Blaze the Nameless]: What'll you have primal fear?

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: lol oki *hops away and returns with a stiff drink 4 primal fear* there u go!

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: oops my bad *takes drink away* blaze is servin ya lol

2004-04-04 [bite 2 break skin]: mmmmm.........ok whos gunna serve me ere! lol

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: lol gives drink bk i will 4 now then!

2004-04-04 [Blaze the Nameless]: Just tell me what ya want and I'll whip it up.

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: damn it! lol well jus ave 2 drinks hahaha!

2004-04-04 [Gwendylyyn]: lol...okay...so...Blaze, you take care of Primal, Spratt, you take care of table 4, and I'll take care of table 13.

2004-04-04 [Blaze the Nameless]: Deal! What will you have primal?

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: lol oki! *runs over 2 table 4* where were we?

2004-04-04 [Gwendylyyn]: *hops off the counter, her skirt getting pulled up showing her ass again, pulls her skirt down, and walks over to table 13.* "Can I get ya'll anything else?" *winks at one of the guys*

2004-04-04 [Blaze the Nameless]: Since primal isn't answering I'm going to whip he up some of my famous blazing tea! 

2004-04-04 [sarah l b]: heya.i'm only here for a sec.woooooo new waitress

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: *gets out note pad* soooo....1 hot mocho with cream, okily dokily *skips off 2 counter*

2004-04-04 [bite 2 break skin]: ill have wotevas goin im not fussy!

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: lol hey sarah! or should i say boss lol

2004-04-04 [sarah l b]: do we actually have ppl 2 serve or just random waitress'?

2004-04-04 [Blaze the Nameless]: Okay! Here ya go! *hands primal her famous tea* Enjoy!

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: lol mostly random waitresses but primal is a customer lol

2004-04-04 [sarah l b]: hey primal.woo a customer.plz join our regulars list.we need at least one customer between the 4 of us.

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: lol yup! ahahaha pls?

2004-04-04 [Blaze the Nameless]: I hope you like your tea.

2004-04-04 [Gwendylyyn]: *comes back to teh counter again and whips up a couple of spiked frapps. and takes em back to table 13, sitting in one guys' lap while he sips his drink* (lol...no, i'm not really that slutty but i'm bored and it's not real people. lol)

2004-04-04 [sarah l b]: gotta leave again.bye all

2004-04-04 [Gwendylyyn]: bye boss

2004-04-04 [Blaze the Nameless]: *walks by table 13* Hey Vamp, can you whip us up some of those frosty drinks? We have a real pain in the ass over at table 7.

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: *goes bk 2 table 4* heres ur mocho with cream *comes bk 2 counter*

2004-04-04 [Gwendylyyn]: Yeppers, no prob. *gets off the guys' lap and steps behind the counter and starts mixing up some of the 'frosty drinks' and takes them over to table 7. "Here ya go...enjoy."

2004-04-04 [Blaze the Nameless]: Hey Spratt can you get table 1? I'll deal with table 3.

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: *sets up a lil bed under the counter* im sleepy

2004-04-04 [Blaze the Nameless]: Alright darling. I'll get table 1.

2004-04-04 [Spratt]: *wakes up* huh? oh table 1 yeh *falls over on the way and stays sleeping on the floor*

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